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No Peace

Season 1

Ep.1 –Ray 12:22

hypocrite that you are!

Tenents established previously:

  1. They’re aware that they’re in a show and can only progress their lives using cassette tapes
  2. Kakashi is hot 
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Ep.2 –Riley 26:37

Then you may live

What is truth? What does it mean to deserve to be alive? Do you vouch for the goodness of the devil, or condemn her? Will we ever be free from our own vision, interpretation, flaws? We take this path knowing not where it will lead us, but we know this:

3:1 Lady Tsunade is the Devil. 3:2 The Two Are Within the One. 

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Ep.3 –Ensemble 25:12

it...ishappening again

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Ep.4 –Ray 32:45

We must proceed at a rapid pace.

5.1 - Naturo has a son called burrito 5.2 - Sasuke has glass bones and paper skin 5.3 -Why dso we bash narutoes for not being there for other ninjas buit we never qwuestion if the othjer ninja have bad viubed or of their just bad tvives to be aroung 5.4 - THe famous naruto run consists of LEG STILL, ARMS TUCKED IN, NO MOVEMENT - Just u fly 5.5 - In order

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Ep.5 –Sarah 18:45

F R I E N D S H I P ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The road is long and the stairs are steep. We are being tested, The answer is unclear, to understand it we must remain with The friends who have been by our side all along. We have not forgotten The attempt to lead us astray- we are steadfast. Also, The new Sonic movie is really good. 

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Ep.6 –Riley 18:18

Our Most Titanic Episode yet

5.15 - Only Demons Vape 5.16 - Sasuke played pink pong once and he broke all his bones and he saiud oof ow my bones

this is music

Ep.7 –Ray 25:13

warning for loud whitney houston at start

5.17 Dvid, Lynch, Ran, nd Jhnstn r DaD; th y sacrfi ced thm s * w m y esc p h*ll

5.18 Kssng s fr Bn Prtctin: ClciYUM, nt CalcYUCK

5.19 IS hll s th cncpt f Etrnty? Y*s

5.20 Rspct Whls!!!!!!!!!!!only fw lft!!!!! 

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Ep.8 –Sarah 21:38

This podcast is under no circumstances meant to be good to listen to.

Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. Inhale Inhale Inhale through your nose and out through your mouth. Out through your mouth. [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] There is something bright inside of you, do not let it go. 

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Ep.9 –Sarah & Riley 27:51

It's time to B L E N D

IT HAS BEGUN [existential content warning for this one, lads]

  1. Orochivapours
  2. AVAD
  3. Frog is Tetsuya Nomura 
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Ep.10 –Mitski 30:55

Jellicle Songs for Angelical Narts

Close your eyes. Breathe. Listen to the silence of the cats overture within you. In its depths you will feel nine distinct pulses of life; these are your genders.

Share them with us at narutohead.band!

  1. Never skip feet and hand day 
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