No Peace

Season 1

Latest episode

Some content warnings before you start

Ep.1 –Ray 12:22

hypocrite that you are!

Tenents established previously:

  1. They’re aware that they’re in a show and can only progress their lives using cassette tapes
  2. Kakashi is hot

Tenents establised this episode:

  1. Animals speak in human voice, uttering only the onomatopeic noises that they have been assigned
  2. If You Are Horny You Will Die: beware of being consumed by your wants, for thus, you will be the creator of your own hell. RIP the white haired man in episode 97. Volcel anime confirmed.
  3. Comrade Naruto - “stop hoarding wealth you bourgeouis fuck! Hypocrite that you are”.
  4. Naruto: Smart and Sensible boy, a Master of Tricks. His TRUE appearance is that of a bowlcut and a white bathrobe.
  5. Oturan has seen our work and sent a vision of himself unto us; he recognises our path as virtuous and commands that we follow him.

Ep.2 –Riley 26:37

Then you may live

What is truth? What does it mean to deserve to be alive? Do you vouch for the goodness of the devil, or condemn her? Will we ever be free from our own vision, interpretation, flaws? We take this path knowing not where it will lead us, but we know this:

3:1 Lady Tsunade is the Devil. 3:2 The Two Are Within the One. 3:3 That which once was shall no longer Be 3:4 The true and holy message of The Last Jedi is to watch Naruto filler. 3:5 If you are willing to purge yourself of the sinner’s juice, then you too can be free

Music | Andrew

Ep.3 –Ensemble 25:12

it...ishappening again

itishappeningagain itishappeningagain itishappeningagain itishappeningagain itishappeningagain itishappeningagainitishappeningagainitishappeningagainitishappeningagainitishappeningagainitishappeningagain4.1 The true face of kakashi is his beans itishappeningagain itishappeningagain4.2 tHE REAL truth wWAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY itishappeningagain itishappeningagainitishappeningagain 4.3 The D in viutamin D Stards for Oturan itishappeningagain itishappeningagain4.4 Only kakashi may commit x rated acts but the horse guardian, David Lynch, steps in to protect us itishappeningagainitishappeningagain 4.5 We Must rewatch The Kakashi Mask episode once again, in future, when we are more ready for its truth itishappeningagain itishappeningagain itishappeningagain itishappeningagainitishappeningagainitishappeningagain itishappeningagain itishappeningagainitishappeningagainitishappeningagainitishappeningagainitishappeningagainitishappeningagain

Ep.4 –Ray 32:45

We must proceed at a rapid pace.

5.1 - Naturo has a son called burrito 5.2 - Sasuke has glass bones and paper skin 5.3 -Why dso we bash narutoes for not being there for other ninjas buit we never qwuestion if the othjer ninja have bad viubed or of their just bad tvives to be aroung 5.4 - THe famous naruto run consists of LEG STILL, ARMS TUCKED IN, NO MOVEMENT - Just u fly 5.5 - In order to enjoy Oturan, you must give up My Hero Academia 5.6 - Oturan 420: says blaze it Its all about that leaf babey

Ep.5 –Sarah 18:45

F R I E N D S H I P ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The road is long and the stairs are steep. We are being tested, The answer is unclear, to understand it we must remain with The friends who have been by our side all along. We have not forgotten The attempt to lead us astray- we are steadfast. Also, The new Sonic movie is really good.

The:

5.7 - Sakura hgas aq big jet plane that turns into a big robit 5.8 - KNUCKLES IS NARUTO BECAUSE HE HAS FROSTED TIPS 5.9 - oTURAN IS OUR friend 5.10 - yOU To CAN BE A GAYnin - WHIOCH IS A NINJA OF FRIENDSHIP 5.11 - Naruto's greatedt weaknes is acupunctute
5.12 - Power iz stored in the TOES 5.13 - The NINJA SHOES are the measure of our souls 5.14 - Sonic movie good

Ep.6 –Riley 18:18

Our Most Titanic Episode yet

5.15 - Only Demons Vape 5.16 - Sasuke played pink pong once and he broke all his bones and he saiud oof ow my bones

this is music

Ep.7 –Ray 25:13

warning for loud whitney houston at start

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5.18 Kssng s fr Bn Prtctin: ClciYUM, nt CalcYUCK

5.19 IS hll s th cncpt f Etrnty? Y*s

5.20 Rspct Whls!!!!!!!!!!!only fw lft!!!!!

5.21 Ths s th nd

Ep.8 –Sarah 21:38

This podcast is under no circumstances meant to be good to listen to.

Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. Inhale Inhale Inhale through your nose and out through your mouth. Out through your mouth. [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] There is something bright inside of you, do not let it go.

6.1 Tsunade surgically removede the hortny part of Naruto in order to SUMMON Jiraya(thee evil one) from HELL itself. 6.2 Bonelses Sasuke 6.3 Sasuke and Naruto will NEVER not be friends 6.4 HornyNaturo is a necessary evil that allows teh rest of humanity to be free from sin 6.5 What if naruto woke up in the hospital with less bones and he said wheres sasuke and the doctor came in and said who do you think kissed you and took away all your bones like if you cry everytime 6.6 Boingy boingy boingy boimngy boing 6.7 Sin is stored in the bones WHAT IFYOU WANTED TO GO TO HEAVEN BUT GOD SAID NO YOU HAVE BONES

Ep.9 –Sarah & Riley 27:51

It's time to B L E N D

IT HAS BEGUN [existential content warning for this one, lads]

  1. Orochivapours
  2. AVAD
  3. Frog is Tetsuya Nomura
  4. Sasuke’s not dead he is suffering the worst possible fate a person can suffer - the rejection of friendship

Ep.10 –Mitski 30:55

Jellicle Songs for Angelical Narts

Close your eyes. Breathe. Listen to the silence of the cats overture within you. In its depths you will feel nine distinct pulses of life; these are your genders.

Share them with us at narutohead.band!

  1. Never skip feet and hand day
  2. Shoes are Holy; they cover and protecc the feets. If you donot wear shoes you are a SINNER and you will be punished
  3. The Three are within the one
  4. There are many withing the one
  5. Naruto has 9 genders: Oturan, Naruto, Horny naruto, Bandless Naruto, Anger, B O N E L E S S , Collective Action. Naruto’s 7th gender is Friendship. Illegal Ramen, Toes.

Jamie