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No Peace

Ep.13 –Ray 35:02

Who's turn is it to introduce the episode?

We invite you into our hearts, and we will not take responsibility for any harm you may suffer there.

  1. Sasuke has an alternate Self called Sadsuke
  2. Sadsuke is, unfortunately, a Gamer 
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Ep.12 –Riley 15:34

Popcorn

  1. Shikamaru is lactating the wo POPCORN men respecting juice from his women respecting udders
  2. Oturan POPCORN says “cut this out of the podcast”
  3. If you are horny you will die- if you are abstinent you will live forever. 
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Max 3:10

As Promised

  1. Boys
  2. Revenge
  3. James Dean
  4. Cool bad Girl Version of Taylor Swift Who was The Hot Smart One from the Story of Us
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Ep.11 –Sarah 36:18

$300? a small price to pay for THE CORRUPTION OF YOUR ETERNAL SOUL

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET A SINNER INTO YOUR HOUSE, ONE WHOSE EYES ARE UNCLEAN FROM THE LIES OF KISHIMOTO, THEY HAVE PLUNGED THEMSELF INTO MISINFORMATION AND WE WILL DROWN TOO, UNABLE TO BREATHE THE RIGHTEOUS AIR OF KISHIMOTO’S TRUTH. DO YOU CONDEMN US?

Tenets: 

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Ep.10 –Mitski 30:55

Jellicle Songs for Angelical Narts

Close your eyes. Breathe. Listen to the silence of the cats overture within you. In its depths you will feel nine distinct pulses of life; these are your genders.

Share them with us at narutohead.band!

  1. Never skip feet and hand day 
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Ep.9 –Sarah & Riley 27:51

It's time to B L E N D

IT HAS BEGUN [existential content warning for this one, lads]

  1. Orochivapours
  2. AVAD
  3. Frog is Tetsuya Nomura 
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Ep.8 –Sarah 21:38

This podcast is under no circumstances meant to be good to listen to.

Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. Inhale Inhale Inhale through your nose and out through your mouth. Out through your mouth. [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] There is something bright inside of you, do not let it go. 

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Ep.7 –Ray 25:13

warning for loud whitney houston at start

5.17 Dvid, Lynch, Ran, nd Jhnstn r DaD; th y sacrfi ced thm s * w m y esc p h*ll

5.18 Kssng s fr Bn Prtctin: ClciYUM, nt CalcYUCK

5.19 IS hll s th cncpt f Etrnty? Y*s

5.20 Rspct Whls!!!!!!!!!!!only fw lft!!!!! 

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Ep.6 –Riley 18:18

Our Most Titanic Episode yet

5.15 - Only Demons Vape 5.16 - Sasuke played pink pong once and he broke all his bones and he saiud oof ow my bones

this is music

Ep.5 –Sarah 18:45

F R I E N D S H I P ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The road is long and the stairs are steep. We are being tested, The answer is unclear, to understand it we must remain with The friends who have been by our side all along. We have not forgotten The attempt to lead us astray- we are steadfast. Also, The new Sonic movie is really good. 

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